One of These Things Is Not Like the Other…

I got up early this morning to do some reading…keep up with current events, that kind of thing…I came across some headlines that for some reason I just felt didn’t belong together…

Miscommunication Is the Biggest Threat in North Korea-U.S. Standoff

or is it this…

N. Korea Claims It Tests H-Bomb That Can Fit On Intercontinental Missle

how about this one…

Why It’s So Hard For U.S. Spies To Figure Out North Korea

or is it this spine-tingling revelation…

A Wine Crisis Is Gripping Europe

With all due respect to the grape farmers…the wine makers and wine drinkers of Europe…KISS MY ASS! Kim Jong Bad Haircut says he has the ability to deliver a hydrogen bomb on the head of a missle!…

One of the largest cities in America has just experienced flooding described as “of biblical proportions”…and I’m supposed to be worried about whether Europe has enough wine to drink? I think you can tell my choice for silliest headline of the weekend, right?

And whoever placed these news headlines together, as if their somehow equally important…under the heading of  WORLD NEWS on the Comcast homepage this morning…your design page layout choices are Priceless …absurdly so…and you might want to find another job, or al least work on your sense of proportion…